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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

Aries: gay
Taurus: gay
Gemini: gay
Cancer: gay
Leo: gay
Virgo: gay
Libra: gay
Scorpio: gay
Sagittarius: gay
Capricorn: gay
Aquarius: gay
Pisces: gay

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

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I feel so useless at work.
My job is a joke.

Anonymous: Secret crush person again, in response to what you said... Totally not forgetting that. :)

Come off anoooonnn let’s be friends :3

And now let us pray….

officialdoritoslocostacos:

May ur ass and titties always remain thick n perky
May u find ur inner goddess & may she give u the strength to turn down mediocre white dick
May u never be hit on by a 9 or less again ONLY 10’s FOR U BABÍ
May u never get another pimple on ur ass again
May u win all your scratch tickets
May ur future papí be sexí & rich
May u never get yelled at by your boss again
AMEN GRACIAS AL DIOS Y A LA VIRGENCITA YOU ARE BLESSED

(via soakingfuckingwet)

Anonymous: I think my secret crush on you stems from the fact that I often find myself scrolling-reading-liking-"oh who posted this?" and it is often you. Our senses of humor and justice seem ride shotgun together

I’m pretty adorable too. Can’t forget that shit.

If you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

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bycottlove:

patrick stump could literally stab me and i would be like ”oh my god thank you so much”

(via mugglybunbunsofmongooseland)

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks dagmar

(Source: panicrobot, via bluntasaurus-sex)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via pizza)

I’m rad as hell
Why am I not super famous on this fucking website