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redeemer—motherfucker:

professorsugoi:

shewbs:

blutunez:

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JESUS

I WAS NOT

FUCK YES

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jolivet:

teamladsvsteamgents:

hurdygurdyflurdy:

I don’t know which is better, the fact that this commercial exists or that it’s for a real product.

Lemme fucking tell you something, this shit fucking WORKS. Like damn we have a bottle at my house and IT’S FUCKIN GREAT.

I kept seeing this pop up during my Youtube searches and I FINALLY WATCHED IT AND I AM SO GLAD I DID.

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weloveshortvideos:

In honor of 4/20

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all-that-glistens:

Black and White Fatshion Giveaway

I decided to do a giveaway for my lovely followers. I’m giving away 3 dresses and a playsuit. 

Tribal Print dress in a 2X

Black and white stripped asymmetrical dress in 3X

Polka dot peplum dress in 3X

Geometric playsuit in 3X

Rules are as follows:

1. You must be following me.

2. You may only reblog once a day. Likes count too.

3. A winner will be picked in ten days on April 27th

Good luck and message me if you have any questions!

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

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missinglinc:

weloveshortvideos:

When you’re finally over someone and they message you again.. 

I have been cackling for days at this video.

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polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

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heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

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fuckinglesbian:

katara:

funkies:

silent-dialogue:

what the floop this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

y’all better step ya crusty basketball shorts w socks n sandals game up this kids style game shits on the entirety of the male population

why yall actin like he can even put pants on by himself 

He took a selfie by himself

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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"  

I want your Monday morning
sleep soaked eyes
dream drenched voice,
lazy bones
‘five more minutes please babe.’

I want your Tuesday afternoon
coffee break,
glasses off, laughter on
‘just hold me for a while
it’s been a hard day.’

I want your Wednesday evening
fingers through hair
teeth nibbling nails
neck craning, eye glazing
‘this paperwork never ends’

I want your Thursday night
drinks for two
bones unbind
muscles let loose
flats, slacks,
‘just me and you’

I want your finally Friday
stretch soul smile,
sun sipping light
from the glaciers in your eyes
fingers unfurl, hand extends
‘c’mon babe, lets go wild’

I want your weekend.
your movie marathon Saturday
reading by the fireplace
kissing in the blankets
want your Sunday morning
orange juice and pancakes
white sheets, tender skin
hair like the Fourth of July
‘let’s not get out of bed today.’

I want your ordinary
and your stress, rest, release
I want your bad day and that terrible night
I want you drunk in my arms
forgetting the place but never my name
I want your lazy and your lonely
and your fist full of fight
I want you everyday
in every way
for the rest of my life.

  "
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